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Whatsapp Status Quotes

• Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.
• I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’
• If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!
• Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
• The road to success is always under construction.
• Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
• Born to express not to impress.
• Silent people have the loudest minds.
• Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.
• You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
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• Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.
• Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
• War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
• When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, It simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way.
• If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
• I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
• Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
• You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
• You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
• When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!

Top Best WhatsApp Status Ever Seen in English

• Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.
• I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’
• If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!
• Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
• The road to success is always under construction.
• Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
• Born to express not to impress.
• Silent people have the loudest minds.
• Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.
• You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
• I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
• If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
• Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
• The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
• Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
• Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.
• Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
• Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.
• I am not failed……My success is just postponed.
• If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
• When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.
• I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
• I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
• hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business :/
• I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
• Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
• I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.
• Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.

Top 80 Best Sad Romantic Love Quotes Whatsapp Status:

• I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i’m God.
• Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
• Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
• Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
• Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
• Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
• His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
• Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
• I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
• Someone asked me, How’s life….?
  I just smiled and replied, She’s fine.
• Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”
• 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

Whatsapp Status Quotes on life

• I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.
• Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.
• I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i’m God.
• Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
• Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
• I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
• Nothing is over until you stop trying.
• Person you love is 72.8% water.

Whatsapp Status Quotes in English

• Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
• Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
• The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
• If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
• Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
• Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
• Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
• I love my job only when I’m on vacation
• Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
• Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
• The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
• Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
• My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

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